Thursday, December 4, 2008

EXAMS RESULT KPTM IPOH TRIMESTER 7

Momment of truth...

Hah!?? Exams keluar dah? Tadi Pejal mesej tanye exams. Mane la aku tahu... Pastu Lokman plak mesej kata exams result dah keluar...

Ini tak lawak dow... Cuak siot...!! =__="

Tapi time diorang mesej aku dekat kedai gambar. Pergi cuci gambar kahwin client kitaorang, Photophobia Photography Services.
Ha! Lupe nak bagitahu yang Photophobia dah ade website sendiri. Makin berkembang. Makin Maju. Syukur...













Ermm... berbalik semula pada results exams, berikut adalah keputusan juri:-

(Subject) (Gred)
Introduction To Database : B
Multimedia Project : A
Communication Strategy : B
Entrepreneurship : B

Pointer dapat 3.26 Adoyai... Drop arh...

Course aku amek kat kolej poly-tech MARA Ipoh ni ialah Multimedia. Hmm... Buleh la buleh la...

P/S: Pada kengkawan seangkatan yang dapat results gempak-gempak tu tahniah diucapkan dan ingatlah, McD Drive-Thru sentiasa ada 24 jam sehari hehe. Pada kengkawan yang dapat result lebih kurang je gaya macam aku ni... Boleh la kita pergi pekena shisha pasni. TAK PAYAH STUDY DAH BEB!!!

Serius ni...

TAK PAYAH STUDY DAH!! BAKAR SEMUA MODUL TU!!

WOI! APE NENGOK WEBSITE KOLEJ? JOM DoTa LAH!!!

HAH? KO BARU NAK FINAL EXAM KAT POLI? HAHAHAH!!

OH BARU DAFTAR MASUK UITM... ORANG DAH GRAD LA!!

JUM PERGI HOLIDAY DI JAKARTA! EH KO STAY SINI LA. NEXT WEEK MASUK UNIVERSITI KAN? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

DIBAWAH NI ADALAH CONTOH GAMBAR RAJAH KEPADA STUDENT YANG DAH GRAD TAK PAYAH BELAJAR PATUT BUAT:-

























(Juara Poker Podin Peringkat Kebangsaan)
























(Juara Maskulin Peringkat Zon)

























(Lepak je hari-hari)

Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Terengganu in memory...

Semalam tengah belek-belek gambar lelame nampak satu album mase g Terengganu. So kat sini aku nak share beberapa gambar yang agak aku suka masa buat photo journalist ke Kuala Terengganu. Selamat menjamu mata! :-)

Oh tadi Mak Tam call. Jumaat ni balik KL. Balik awal. Nak g Cineleisure.


Aku sediakan lagu yang layan untuk korang dengar sambil melihat foto-foto kat bawah ni. Pasang volume speaker kuat-kuat tau!!




(Imagine that our Universe expands without limit like our extraordinary ability)







Monday, December 1, 2008

Dec1st,2008 – Venus, Jupiter and Moon form “smiley face” - images

Heres a pic of the smiley face in the sky tonight over Kalgoorlie Western Australia. I have others friends took on different exposures so you can see more of the shadowed moon but they ruin the smile!

Apparently this wont happen again until July 21st 2036




































(Venus Jupiter and the Crescent Moon happens once every 30 years)

Jalan-jalan dengan Lokman | Taksub James Bond Quantum of Solace 2008

******Jalan-jalan dengan Lokman******

Hari ni hari Isnin bersamaan dengan 1 Disember. Kereta Proton BLM aku dah amek tadi kat Proton Edar Lahat Ipoh. Thanks Matpid tolong hantar aku naik motor Leh tadi! Kes Auto Gear Oil Host dah settle bile Proton dah tukar clamp lock kat host tu guna yang berskru punya. So, hopefully ketat la dia kat situ. Jangan tercabut lagi sampai tersembur minyak gear kat enjin lagi sudeyh. Terbakar siot. Proton pun bagi bersih ruang enjin kereta aku. Tapi kesan merah minyak gear auto kat nat-nat skru utama enjin masih kelihatan. Cis!! Ni confirm lelama nanti berkarat kat nat tu! Tapi takper, 5 years waranty. Sema repairing is free of charge!

6:00 PM kereta aku pun sampai kat porch depan umah Matpid. Aku dengan Lokman keluar pergi shopping. Aku nak shopping baju untuk event Penang Jazz Island Festival. Lokman plak nak cari seluar Padini dia untuk pakai time praktikal kat TM Berhad di KL 15hb Disember 2008 ni. Takpe, aku dengan Man pergi Ipoh Parade dulu. Bestnyer dapat bawak kereta hehehehe. Em... Sampai Ipoh Parade aku dengan Man g F.O.S cari baju. Tapi satu pun tak berkenan kat hati. Samalah kat B.U.M City jugak. Tapi Man angkat sehelai seluar pendek warna coklat. Nice choice. Aku just beli exotic wood necklace je. Hahaha.


























(Man punya gambar kat parking lot Ipoh Parade aku snap!)


























(Aku punya gambar kat parking lot Ipoh Parade Man snap!)

8:00PM Aku dengan Man dah sampai kat JJ Ipoh. Aku g beli baju-baju aku. Pastu follow Man plak pergi butik Padini beli seluar dia. LOKMAN DAH JATUH CINTA DENGAN AWEK CASHIER PADINI TU HUHUHUHUHUHU NAMA DIA HIDAYAH!! Hehehe Kantoi kan?
Balik Sungai Petani nanti teringat la kat dia ek.

9:30PM Dinner dengan Man kat Medan Gopeng Ipoh. Pastu Man pun balik Sg. Petani naik bas kul 10PM dia dari Stesen Bas Medan Gopeng Ipoh. Aduh, bosan la jap aku kat Ipoh ni. Matpid plak kerja. Din pon kerja. Saper nak layan HEROES dengan aku ni.

JAMES BOND QUANTUM OF SOLACE 2008

Adoyai... Aku taksub betul la dengan James Bond ni. So aku nak share dengan korang semua lagu OST Movie terbaru James Bond tu! Tengok bawah ni... Terbaek!!
















































(Jangan jealous! Nanti aku nak Aston Martin sebijik buat stock lenjan kat highway nanti hehehe)

Sunday, November 30, 2008

Morning Shopping | Penang Jazz Island Festival | Piss me Off Retarded Myspace People

Tengok ape dah aku beli pepagi ni!
























(Audiclean Ear Cleansing Wash)

Serius telinga jadi fresh je pas gune produk ni, tadi g beli kat Guardian Pharmacy. Korang jangan guna cottonbud tau. Tu menjejaskan lagi pendengaran ade la.



******PENANG JAZZ ISLAND FESTIVAL WANNABE******



























(Sandal Rasmi untuk ke Penang Jazz Island Festival)

Yes beli tadi jugak, agak cantik kan? Padan la dengan seluar khakis Cream Color aku dan baju bermuda bunga-bunga style Aloha. Jazz music by the beach? Simplt the best!!!
I want to look good for you ohhh baby!

******MY ANOTHER MYSPACE TOPIC******



















(DISCLAIMER ABOUT MYSPACE)

Manusia ni kan ade terbahagi pada 2 jenis dalam myspace ni. First, matured dan secondly is childish.

MATURED

You create myspace account, you don't give a shit about other people. You just socialite in the cyber world and looking for person that has potential to meet in the real life. Apart from being friendly you also a very careful person. People like you makes other people wants to know you more. Either in real world or cyber world.

CHILDISH

You create myspace account, you threaten to delete your account and friends. You've changed your way of thinking. Myspace is non longer needed as you have grown to be a FAKE matured person.
Get a life. Nobody is truely matured in this world. Every acts of matured people is a lie. They also human like you and made mistakes which prevent them from constantly being matured.

Read this facts:-
1) Don't be retarded. Nobody cares about you and your gibberish rubbish on the net, Except peeps who loves you.

2) Is it necessary to eliminate a social service than posible to keep you and your graduated friends in touch which available in the internet like myspace?

3) Who the hell are you to judges other people thinking about you? If you can't accept it. Than go away. You're just the next looser.


******ANOTHER EXTRA HINTS FOR YOU RETARDED MYSPACE PEOPLE******

ONE
There is NO SUCH THING as
a myspace tracker
it does NOT exist
so quit posting stupid bulletins like
"OH-MY-GOD this WORKS!!!"
no, it doesnt, you RETARD


TWO
To the people who have like 1,000 friends,
are you serious?
You don't know half of your friends.









You're stupid.









Go play in traffic.











THREE
Don't ever post pictures and say
"OMG, I'm so ugly"
"OMG, I'm so fat"
because if you were,
you wouldn't post them.













FOUR
Nobody cares about threats
over the internet.









Don't try to act like you're
hardcore with the keyboard
Fighting online is like racing
in the special olympics;
even if you win, you're still retarded.











FIVE
Quit crying
because you're not on someones top 8.









who cares?
Apparently they don't want you on there.









ITS MYSPACE.









NOT YOURSPACE.












SIX
Who really cares if
I don't accept you as a friend?
MOVE ON!!!
Don't send me another request
or message asking
"what's up with you not adding
me?"
I don't want you as a friend,
that's what's up!!!


SEVEN
Little 6th graders who have
MySpace and look like sluts,
and act like hoes
go somewhere else
because nobody wants you here..
And Parents
quit blaming myspace for your
kid being
a hooker, she was a hooker before
myspace, and she'd be a hooker
without it!
What does that say about your
parenting skills? Think about it!


EIGHT
People who have to BEG for pic
comments, etc, should get a hint.









People dont care about your little
pics of yourself that you took in the mirror.










Real friends will look without being asked.











NINE
If you have decided to read this,
you are a true MySpace Friend.










Real friends read their bulletins.











TEN
I say you go and pass this on
and maybe it will finally get through
people's brain!

Saturday, November 29, 2008

CROSSING THE EVENT HORIZON BY DR. Nassim Haramein

Kereta Proton BLM yang Rosak

Tarikh 29 November 2008

6:00 AM: Bangun tido dan get ready.
6:30 AM: Angkat bagasi aku ke kereta untuk disimpan.
6:35 AM: Tolong hantar Hood dengan Zul ke stesen bas Medan Gopeng Ipoh.
7:00 AM: Breakfast dengan Lokman.
7:00 AM: Serah kunci bilik hotel kat receiptionist. Hotel Seri Malaysia Ipoh je.
7:30 AM: Sampai rumah Matpid.
8:00 AM: Hantar Mady pulak ke stesen bas Medan Gopeng Ipoh.
8:25 AM: Gerak terus ke Tapah dengan Matpid sebab ade job photography.
9:00 AM: Snap Snap gambar Fairuz dan Murina bertunang.
12:00 PM: Gerak balik ke Ipoh.
12:30 PM: Singgah Simpang Pulai Ipoh kat Kg. Kepayang sebab nak snap gambar rumah lama.

******KISAH BERMULA******
Aku : Woih afsal enjin keluar asap ni!?
Matpid: Woi Shah blah dari keta woi nak meletup ni!!
Aku: (CUAK) blah cepat amek kamera kat berlakang tu lekas!
Matpid: Huiiih macam mana bleh terbakar enjin ni ke apa ni?
Aku: Lorh... Tengok ada leaking la kat bawah enjin...





















Matpid: Hmmm habis dah kereta ni...
Shah: Hahaha dah tak virgin...(pecah dara). Eh, jap cek enjin.
Matpid: Macam berterabur cecair merah dalam ruang enijn.
Shah: Hish dah la kredit dah habis...
Matpid: Nah guna hp aku ni

******Kereta kena tarik dengan tow truck insurans******

(Gambar ni semua kerja Matpid)




















Adoyai... Amende la Proton ni... Aku gune produk nasional kot... Kata kereta ni kualiti terjamin...
Apa sudah jadi ni Proton??? Minyak gear box auto aku bocor. Macam mane bleh bocor ni?!! Memang pukimek la kilang Proton ni sial. Menyirap habis aku tadi. Ingatkan boleh la balik
awal pastu tido sebab penat snap gambar orang bertunang tad... Ah! Aku nak komplain kat
Proton! Ade ke patut gune pengikat besi pili paip cap ayam mane ntah untuk ikat host minyak gearbox auto aku.

******Gambar masa kena towing daa...******





















(Masa ni tengah nyanyi lagu "Row Row Row Your boat")





















(Memposingkan diri berbelakangkan towing truck tu)

******Sambung cerita******
Matpid: Huih macam naik roller coaster!
Shah: Ngeri plak aku tgk terangkat kereta ni... Macam nak putus je kabel towing tu.
Matpid: Aku pakai seatbelt dulu papehal.
Shah: Hahaha ni teknologi baru proton ni! Auto-Stering...
Matpid: Alang-alang lagu Meet Uncle Hussin-Pari-pari bawah angin ni. Baik wat video!
Shah: Video die semua nyanyi happy je dalam kete termasuk driver. Tapi stereng rilek je.
Matpid: Semua orang hairan macam mana bleh kereta elok je. Padahal driver tgh main guitar!
Shah: Last sekali dalam video tu kantoi kat kamera nampak towing truck hahahaha
Matpid: hahaha sempoi.



So kita sambung balik pada keseronokan menaiki kereta kena towing ni... hahaha kelakar tul sebab semua orang ushar je kat kereta dengan dua manusia berlagak normal dalam kereta tu huhuhuhu. Ade sampai sorang pakcik terkejut tgk kami dalam kereta. Terbeliak mata dia hahahaha. Matpid lagi la sempoi, siap borak-borak dengan macha mane ntah naik motor sebelah kereta aku yang sedang di towing hahaha semoga ko masuk lobang parit depan tu ye Encik Macha. Padan muka.




















Ni aku nak komplain dan buat luahan perasaan aku terhadap pengeluar kereta tempatan kita ni. PROTON. AKu ingatkan biler korang dah ade leader baru dalam kompeni korang, korang berubah la sikit jadi lebih inovasi dan produktif. Kualiti meningkat ke ape ke. Tapi korang memang bikin aku bebal la bai... Aku dengan Matpid sampai je kat Proton Edar Servis di Lahat, Mengelembu Ipoh aku terus je tanya pegawai bertugas kat situ kenapa dengan kereta saya sampai tetiba breakdown tak nak bergerak ni??? Tahu tak ape pegawai tu cakap?
"Oh kereta encik ni sebenarnya Auto Gear Host die tercabut. Factory fault"
Korang tengok tu.... Selambar je cakap,
FACTORY FAULT
?????????????????????????????????????????????????????

Photophobia Photography Service


Photophobia Photography Service congratulates to the beautiful engagement ceremony of Fazril and Zarina on Saturday 29th November 2008!





Thursday, November 27, 2008

So we heard rumors and stories of intelligent beings interfere with us here on Earth? Area 51, Roswell, so many alien species and lots more? Guess what. Those are the scums of universe. Here are the good guys. Simplified version of non-hostile alien races list available on Earth in a table!


Extraterrestrial Races Outside the Military-Industrial-Extraterrestrial Complex

Process On The Go

Oh WOW! For the first time in my life.. My very own blog. I want to talk from things I LOVE the most until the things we least talk the most. So be prepare... There might be some conspiracy you might interested to know. As soon as I begin to blogging. By the way, call me Endamus. High Order of The Light.