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******PENANG JAZZ ISLAND FESTIVAL WANNABE******



























(Sandal Rasmi untuk ke Penang Jazz Island Festival)

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I want to look good for you ohhh baby!

******MY ANOTHER MYSPACE TOPIC******



















(DISCLAIMER ABOUT MYSPACE)

Manusia ni kan ade terbahagi pada 2 jenis dalam myspace ni. First, matured dan secondly is childish.

MATURED

You create myspace account, you don't give a shit about other people. You just socialite in the cyber world and looking for person that has potential to meet in the real life. Apart from being friendly you also a very careful person. People like you makes other people wants to know you more. Either in real world or cyber world.

CHILDISH

You create myspace account, you threaten to delete your account and friends. You've changed your way of thinking. Myspace is non longer needed as you have grown to be a FAKE matured person.
Get a life. Nobody is truely matured in this world. Every acts of matured people is a lie. They also human like you and made mistakes which prevent them from constantly being matured.

Read this facts:-
1) Don't be retarded. Nobody cares about you and your gibberish rubbish on the net, Except peeps who loves you.

2) Is it necessary to eliminate a social service than posible to keep you and your graduated friends in touch which available in the internet like myspace?

3) Who the hell are you to judges other people thinking about you? If you can't accept it. Than go away. You're just the next looser.


******ANOTHER EXTRA HINTS FOR YOU RETARDED MYSPACE PEOPLE******

ONE
There is NO SUCH THING as
a myspace tracker
it does NOT exist
so quit posting stupid bulletins like
"OH-MY-GOD this WORKS!!!"
no, it doesnt, you RETARD


TWO
To the people who have like 1,000 friends,
are you serious?
You don't know half of your friends.









You're stupid.









Go play in traffic.











THREE
Don't ever post pictures and say
"OMG, I'm so ugly"
"OMG, I'm so fat"
because if you were,
you wouldn't post them.













FOUR
Nobody cares about threats
over the internet.









Don't try to act like you're
hardcore with the keyboard
Fighting online is like racing
in the special olympics;
even if you win, you're still retarded.











FIVE
Quit crying
because you're not on someones top 8.









who cares?
Apparently they don't want you on there.









ITS MYSPACE.









NOT YOURSPACE.












SIX
Who really cares if
I don't accept you as a friend?
MOVE ON!!!
Don't send me another request
or message asking
"what's up with you not adding
me?"
I don't want you as a friend,
that's what's up!!!


SEVEN
Little 6th graders who have
MySpace and look like sluts,
and act like hoes
go somewhere else
because nobody wants you here..
And Parents
quit blaming myspace for your
kid being
a hooker, she was a hooker before
myspace, and she'd be a hooker
without it!
What does that say about your
parenting skills? Think about it!


EIGHT
People who have to BEG for pic
comments, etc, should get a hint.









People dont care about your little
pics of yourself that you took in the mirror.










Real friends will look without being asked.











NINE
If you have decided to read this,
you are a true MySpace Friend.










Real friends read their bulletins.











TEN
I say you go and pass this on
and maybe it will finally get through
people's brain!